Some days call for patience.
Some days call for truth.
And some days call for a medieval king holding a sword while politely informing the universe that today is not the day.
This Fort Pagosa™ mug features a vintage tarot-style ruler, blade upright, palm raised in calm authority — surrounded by the timeless proclamation:
“On No Bullshit Today. Butshit Tomorrow.”
It’s not aggressive.
It’s not chaotic.
It’s measured.
It’s civil.
It’s mountain-town diplomacy at its finest.
Perfect for:
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mornings before court
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mornings before town meetings
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mornings before emails you will not be answering
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or any moment when your spirit says “not today, Satan — circle back”
Printed on a sturdy ceramic mug that understands boundaries, this piece pairs well with coffee, tea, or the quiet satisfaction of being right.
Fort Pagosa™ —
where patience is seasonal
and bullshit requires an appointment.
Details
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Durable ceramic mug
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High-quality, bold print
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Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Holds enough coffee to survive local governance