Fort Pagosa - Historic Map of Repeating Patterns - Vintage T

Welcome to Fort Pagosa, faithfully rendered here in the ancient tradition of cartography, when maps were less about directions and more about warnings.

This shirt features a scenic, observational map of Fort Pagosa, lovingly illustrated to capture the terrain, the vibes, and the subtle question hanging in the air:
“How did we get here?”

Designed for:

• Locals who know better than to explain

• Newcomers who are learning

• People who enjoy humor so dry it’s legally considered climate

• Anyone who understands that observing is sometimes safer than participating

The phrase “It didn’t have to be like this” appears not as an accusation, but as a historical footnote.

Shirt Details:

• Vintage map aesthetic with modern realism

• Soft, comfortable, and socially flexible

• Unisex fit for pioneers, dissenters, and quiet witnesses

• Functions as both apparel and disclaimer

Wearing this shirt may result in:

• Knowing nods

• Awkward laughter

• Someone saying, “Wait…where did you get that?”

• Sudden silence at inappropriate times

This is not merch.
This is documentation.

Proceed at your own risk.